I’m not really fond of the name. “Kinja” sounds like the name a 13-year-old named Ken would give to his Runescape character.

Top 10 Reasons Why It’s NOT Okay for Strange Albert to Engage in Casual Nudity at Home

Don’t worry, it’ll probably be filled with ads soon.

Viacom: "OUR CEASE AND DESIST LETTERS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN."

Viacom: "OUR CEASE AND DESIST LETTERS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN."

I want one of those cool spider rings that you have to soap up your finger to remove.

*Plays Taps*

Wow, Martin's writing is getting pretty cerebral.

But fast is how he's gotta go! He doesn't have a choice!

"Peace, land, and Faygo!" -Vladimir "Twizted J3st0r" Lenin

In high school people told me I looked like Tom Green.

"Okay, so get this, there's a talking cartoon fidget spinner who says 'fuck' and 'balls'!"

"If we allow The Chainsmokers beyond the wall, we're all doomed. Westeros' Top 40's chart will enter an eternal winter."

I never saw it coming.

So are we just ignoring that they hosted the site for years and knowingly took their money to do so?

Even if she didn't feel like it or whatever, couldn't she just fly on her dragon to the north and see the army of the dead before going home and being like, "Oh shit, guess you were right, Jon Snow. Let's kiss."

I still have a copy of "I am a Pole (And so can you)" somewhere.

I'm just going to go ahead and continue doing nothing in the way of physical activity forever.

I hope for his sake it isn't Lars.

There are concerts other than GWAR and GG Allen.