Honestly, if they had all gone upstairs and destroyed the stairs behind them they would have been completely untouchable. Dawn of the Dead got that (mostly) right, though.

Yeah, I saw it at 10 years old (I found a VHS sitting in my conservative old grandma's house of all places) and was amazed at how different it was from all the other "old movies". Nobody was saying "the dame was loaded" or "23 skidoo!" or whatever. The protagonist was black, the attractive female lead was just about…

That reminds me of how much I really liked the end of Dawn of the Dead with the iconic mall musak and the zombies milling around doing their best to do "mall stuff".

That was definitely my interpretation too. Although if I recall correctly, the color remake of the movie made it completely clear that he WAS a zombie when he came out of the basement (which was a really bad decision, honestly).

I don't know if you're making a reference to this, but in his latest song he actually makes a reference to drinking shitty booze with his friends and throwing up in public.

In fairness to "Squirm", watching that dork try to order an egg-cream in the world's most hostile rural diner was probably the most tense scene I've seen on an MST3K film.

"we've checked in with Jake Lloyd more than a few times to find out how he's doing"

I feel a disturbance in the Twitter. As though millions of 20-something white women cried out at once in rapturous joy….

In fairness, those townsfolk had their Madman's Knowledge points driven far too high.

I'm counting on Rotten Tomatoes to do that for me.

So I take it that he wasn't too keen on the reloading trick after "A Drawing of Three".

My mom recorded "The Mist" and played it back into her stomach using headphones before I was born. I presume she also read all the "fucks" and the backroom sex scene.

IIRC, there's actually a Chris Brown music video where he gets strapped into a rocket and launched into an asteroid, thus saving the world (in my headcanon they didn't NEED to strap him into the rocket to destroy the asteroid, but they told him they did).

Is it bad that I saw the screenshot at the top of the article and said "What does that crappy World of Warcraft movie have to do with this?"

"Guys, maybe people who love Minions and people who hate Minions are both stupid! Maybe the answer is somewhere in the middle! Maybe you can find the answer by purchasing a ticket to Despicable Me 3, a movie which may or may not owe me a percentage of royalties based on performance!"

"Chuck! Chuck, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Berry. You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this!"

Or AMC would have told him that they need 30 more seconds shaved off for another Geico ad.

They also had Mastodon on screen very quickly, but they look so much like Wildlings that you wouldn't know.

I take it you haven't been forced to listen to any FM pop music stations in the last couple of years, because they've delighted in playing his latest singles 20 times an hour. As for the man himself, imagine if a bowl of lukewarm mashed potatoes learned to play an acoustic guitar.

"You killed a bear, Spiderman. And that bear WAS MY FATHER!"