Yeah, this kind of risk comes with the territory of taking such a dangerous profession.

A city with inhabitant from a thousand different planets? It's hard to imagine the logistics behind that. It has me wondering how they eat and breathe, and other science facts.

I don't know, but I'm going to keep trying.

"Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg, Martha & Snoop’s Potluck Dinner Party"

The officer that taught my DARE class got caught selling drugs from the evidence locker.

And then Poochie, first of his name, died on the way back to his home planet.

John Goodman, why!?

Suddenly I saw her face freeze up as she was confronted with sandwiches named “Padrino” and “Pomodoro”

I'm still waiting on a Chowder cinematic universe.

Tw…twenty-five?

Did you know that Scar has legalized exploitative search and seizure practices in the Prideland?

I've seen a lot of Tootsie Roll Pops sacrificed to one of those demons.

There aren't any unconvincing CGI monsters running around yet, though.

I mean, he apparently is really uninterested in what other peoples names are and has repeatedly insisted that "it doesn't matter".

I met my girlfriend of three years on Okcupid, and that was definitely our experience. She was one of three people who EVER contacted me in the course of about a year. She complained about getting dozens of messages a day, many of them could be summarized as "hay baby sex plz".

Heh, yeah, those jackasses! I didn't respond to everything back when I used a dating site! I wasn't so desperate for any sort of success that I replied to absolutely every message! Hahaha, how silly that would have been!

"Minnie, was it? That's a beautiful name. I'm Chuck, but the ladies call me Entertainment."

El Douche had some troubling opinions about the wage gap.

There's vomit on my cardigan already
Mom's haggis

Jon: Hey, what's with all this snow? I'm trying to get some sun here! Night Kinnnngggg!