I wasn't really interested before, but the Hook brought me around. I ain't tellin you no lies.

Del Toro and Perlman won't be involved.

So that's where these movies come from.

The prevailing theory is that he wanted to be in something he could show his kid.

Do they get shanked? Please tell me they get shanked.

It's good to see Hugh freed from the tyranny of a diet of 43 chicken breasts a day.

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"We always give Fieri a bad wrap."

I'm surprised Gordon Ramsay hasn't trademarked "DONKEY" yet.

People who made the same mistake I did when picking college majors.

So frozen burgers are the best? McDonald's was right all along! Who knew?

I'm picturing two large men in Hawaiian shirts and aviators following Colbert and occasionally saying things like "Boy, it is being great to be normal American tourist—as you are also. Is this not right, television comedy merchant?"

I wear Groucho Marx glasses everywhere. Just because I live off the grid doesn't mean I don't enjoy spreading smiles! :-)

"This is stupid! Nobody's getting shot! Nobody's yelling 'YEAH BAR HEARINGS, BITCH!' I want to see someone get dissolved in acid!"

Their eye-poking got them a condemnation from The American Optometry Association.

I know. I had no idea that Tipper Gore was so active on YouTube!

"No, that bishop in the The Little Mermaid did not have a boner"

♪ ♫ ♬ Gotta get awayyyyy
BABY DRIVER♪ ♫ ♬

His ever-present leather jacket appears missing, so I'm going to say no.

On one hand, I agree with him on principle. On the other hand, Seth Myers.