Some say they're already there.

With "Inside Out"
They don't know what to do
Next thing they turn around
And find out they've been sued

Look, if our projections say that installing Puppy Smasher the Decepticon as dictator of Venezuela will work in America's interests, why not take the chance?

I heard a rumor that toilet paper will soon be replaced by a three-clamshell system.

They actually use a shrink ray to reduce the size of the athlete, then they photograph their diminutive subject and put their life-size picture on the Wheaties box.

The "CONTROVERSIES" section of the tombstone is under the ground.

Rump's Murika? I thought they shut that place down!

As soon as they cut his mic somebody began playing the "Footloose" theme over the loudspeaker, thus kicking off a rebellious dance off with scandalous shimmying and shaking.

Fidget Spinners remind me of Roberto the stabbin' robot from Futurama.

California Bro Ken…

Why can't those vapid Barbies just see me for who I am and stop dating those stupid jocks? I'M A NICE KEN.

Momzilla is quietly disappointed in her son's opinions, but she hopes he'll become less "rebellious" as he ages.

Ice Cube looks like he's having a bad day.

My girlfriend can sympathize. I was more of an otter when we started dating.

"GRUHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Salaries went a lot further in the late Cretaceous Period.

When the baby said "NOT THE MAMA!" he meant it in the most literal sense.

Yeah, any time something like this comes up instead of going "Aww, that's a strange and novel scenario!" I go "Oh no, the Internet is going to do HORRIBLE things with this."

The male lead from Valerian looks like he's on the ass-end of a week-long bender. I want to call a bell-boy to carry those bags under his eyes.

Car Hitler was ultimately defeated by Joseph Stallin's* army.