Hey Hey! Ho Ho! I have a photograph to show!

"Hey Blazko, whatcha been up to?"

I eagerly await "The Incredible Unmotivated Man: Revenge of the Student Loans".

"Wonder Woman needs to cohere with the way Snyder used comic-book fantasy to simultaneously elevate and deepen the complicated human drives of DC Comics characters."

No, although being disemboweled and exploded after making peace with everything he'd been through kind of gave me that impression.

"New Order" actually did have regular flights to the moon—specifically to the Nazi moon base.

- Konami murders a puppy on stage, unveils loud, colorful puppy murder pachinko machine.

The implementation on their original effort wasn't the best. People were stealing mods from their creators, claiming them as their own, and selling them. I seem to remember an "anatomically correct horse" mod being sold for an absurdly high amount. Most people seemed to think that a donation button for creators was…

From what I understand, they spend all day thinking about sex.

*Opens America_51.epub*

Yeah, I've been playing on PC exclusively for a few years now. You get a few bad ports from time to time, which sucks.

I hope the team responsible for Dishonored takes the lessons of the previous game to heart and goes with a reliable, tried-and-true engine. I loved the first Dishonored, but the technical issues from 2 have effectively scared me away.

The hybrid animals look super cool. I'm a little bit bummed out that they retconned the fairly brave ending of "New Order", but if I can get over BJ being goddamn ripped after years of immobility, I can get over this.

A clear case of hysteria! Surely the thorough application of Lysol will restore balance to her humours!

I'll just take one dance.

Man, I was a huge fan of hers when I was a little kid (mostly on "All That"). It was terrible to watch the mental illness take hold and strip away all the happiness in her life.

It was way worse when the game first came out. Luckily, CDPR is good about feedback and streamlined the categories in their inventory system.

The last time I combined booze and a good fight they gave me 50 hours of community service.

I hear tell that he's really neat, and filled with turtle meat.

#MyLife