Is too late. Spent all on Krokodile.

If only we hadn't angered Coily, the Spring Sprite.

My favorite part is that all attempts to research their condition are "thwarted by an invisible force."

Despite my disappointment with the "Another settlement blah blah blah" moments and my belief that a voiced protagonist limits Fallout in critical ways, I still managed to have a fair amount of fun playing 4. I generally love exploring large, ruined landscapes and finding all the cool weapons, items, and other…

Free Willy 3: Seriously, Stop Jumping Back Into Sea World Or We're Not Bailing You Out Again

Coming soon from Troma Pictures: The Toxoplasmosis Crusader

The writers hit the bottom of the barrel and kept going until they'd created a cavernous mine system yielding rich veins of celebrity guests and tedious backstories.

You know, I've never seen the downside to reducing one's sperm count. Trying to make a baby is the only fun part of the whole process. Everything after that is suffering.

I finally managed to find Resident Evil 7 on sale (for half-off, no less). I've been a rabid RE fan for ages, but the last few games have been notoriously terrible. I'm hoping the switch to first-person will capture that feeling of innovation that RE4 conjured up, and that it isn't just a VR gimmick (I'm still…

Corvidae birds are super smart in general. They can recognize themselves in a mirror, use tools, ect. They can also, as the article pointed out, recognize people who piss them off and tell other ravens about you.

I wish they humanized the new guards some more. Last season had them entering Captain Planet Villain levels of mustache-twirlery, while the original cast of fleshed-out guards were either disappeared or buried beneath the ridiculously cartoonish, scenery-chewing new superiors.

It took hackers to make you uninterested in "Funderdome"?

Hillenberg says he's coming back to work on the show again. But, you know, for however long he's still around :-(

But it's so rewarding working in the nostalgia mines! Why, I get so nostalgic thinking about the good old days when our canary was still ali

He has to find some way to sustain himself between Gatherings of the Juggalos.

I even saw the Goodyear Blimp, and it said "Ice Cube disagrees with your flippant use of racial slurs."

"Son, come in here and help me prove to your mother that tentacle porn exists!"

Sure, I guess, but we're talking about supergroups.

After it opens there will only be one ride for every 100,000 guests interested in riding it. Nintendo will spend the next five years scrambling to build enough rides to meet demands, even though anyone could have anticipated said demand beforehand.

"Alright 'Followers', put up your Baba-dukes!"