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Actually, they've re-titled the "AKIRA" movie for western audiences. Now it's called "STEVE".

I mean, it's a pirate ship, so I assume everyone smells.

I once saw Russell Crowe about to walk by a table I was sitting at outside of a cafe. I hid under the table until the danger had passed.

I firmly believe that a creator should be judged by their worst work, which is why al of my coments are top qualty.

Speaking of which, they're apparently making a live-action TV series of Cowboy Bebop that's written by the guy who wrote "Max Steel".

Maybe they're doing the episode where Spongebob gets inflatable arms.

No film ending has ever been more worthy of a sad trombone.

Expository graffiti is probably one of the tropes I hate the most in anything. I was playing through "Alien: Isolation" the other day and the inside of the ship is filled with spraypainted messages like "HEY GUYS THE ANDROIDS ARE CRAZY NOW SO DON'T GO NEAR THEM!"

"Wow, Diane, you truly are a…wonder woman!"

This is the war that doesn't end. Yes, it goes on and on, my friend! Some people started fighting it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue fighting it forever just because…

I bet the coolest part of the book isn't even going to be in there. After the town drunk dies, the Man in Black brings him back to life. However, he's now just a quiet lunatic whose only function is to tell people what he experienced in Hell. He whispers it into one person's ear and drives him immediately insane. Soon…

Hey, I think Sony Pictures might be involved with this film in some capacity.

The final boss is Low-Calorie Bacon.

But some of them become president.

"Two men enter, one man leaves, neither man is allowed to talk to me or make eye contact unless we're on camera!"

Their omission shall be avenged.

This guy is definitely a Reaper main.

I'm really good at leaning against things, like doors. I bet I could even do it while a bunch of skeletons and zombies were trying to get through!

First boss babies, now baby drivers? When will Hollywood's insidious pro-baby agenda end!?