That Bluetooth speaker guy might want to be more careful about his jubilant arm placement.

I'll never not be amazed that he entered a congressional office on false pretenses to plant surveillance devices and got off with a slap on the wrist.

He's not about to see your light.

Return the slab!

"Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

Or even worse: CGI.

There used to be a YouTube channel with all the episodes that got nuked a few months ago. I managed to watch about half of them, and it was still pretty great.

Rita and Runt might as well have had "This is award bait" written in huge neon letters over its title screen.

But no goddamn Goodfeathers.

On a related note, several major pharmaceutical companies are now releasing "mystery vaccines" using any surplus product remaining after their scheduled production runs. Stop in to Walgreens today, and who knows what you'll become immune to! HPV? Malaria? Smallpox? You'll never know what you'll get!

"What is my purpose?"

Mary Jane once died due to repeated exposure to Spiderman's radioactive…spider…juice.

Oh well. The yellow sun giveth, and the yellow sun taketh.

Come on, show us whatttttt they're worth!

Just wait until you see the gritty reboot of Hogan's Heroes

I don't think so.

Somewhat recently he was actually sued by a nerd who alleged the Homme assaulted him (assaulted in the "grabbed my shirt" sense rather than the "punched me in the face" sense). That was in late March, so I'm not sure if that's been resolved yet.

Overwatch is also free this weekend if you want to get yelled at by pro MLGs.

When I was a kid, it meant that I was sick.

Every time someone wins a record amount of money on TPIR a bunch of IRS agents should run out on stage and start celebrating along with the contestant.