Do people really own an xbone and not have a gold live membership?

It’s free for all users on PS4 (no PS+ sub needed), but restricted to Gold subscribers on Xbox.

Wow, where do you read you email and text notifications on it?

Wow, where do you read you email and text notifications on it?

English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?

English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?

It lets you easily identify who the douchebag are.

It lets you easily identify who the douchebag are.

There is no IT department anymore. Also, I sorta work for another company contracted by this company of which I’m using the internet from.

There is no IT department anymore. Also, I sorta work for another company contracted by this company of which I’m…

As a director at my place of business, I can wholeheartedly say I do nothing. And it is glorious. My life has never been better, quite frankly. I wouldn’t trade this position for the world.

Have you considered hiring a donut consultant to optimize your short and long-term snacking strategy?

I think even I could do that. Are they still hiring?

Can confirm.

Omfg how much is Apple paying jalopnik to shill their products.

Starring for the name as well as the post.

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far down to see someone else who caught that.

• A little extendable tongue for performing oral sex on demand.

this is the day each year where people suddenly realize that they are violently outside of the target demographic

It’s called drunk as fuck on steroids. And he’s probably just an ass hole to begin with.

You’re my gyro

I’ll cold-stab a bitch for a good turkey club.

well yeah, everything you eat ends up being your shit.

Sounds like he thought he was Reuben Hood.