Never cut off an upper class soccer mom leaving the Whole Foods parking lot.

More cupholders.

Was the windshield tinted black?

I mean...geologically speaking.

Something similar happened to Jordan years ago. Jordan stayed late for three hours dunking on the kid repeatedly and then as a sign of respect, invited the kid and his whole family to Jordan’s camp.

That plane crashed in the ocean, killing all on board.
Jordan did not play.

There’s something quite heartwarming knowing there are former Duke players out there in basketball camps, not for fame or fortune, but only for the chance to humiliate children.

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When I stand for the anthem I start mentally checking off the various ballpark foods I want to eat that day.

I’m gonna be honest: I don’t give a shit about any of this, but I enjoy/appreciate your ferocity on the topic. Especially “fuck this guy with a cracked carbon seatpost” that shit is Kinja gold.

I’ve almost been hit twice in the past week by texting-and-driving people and cut off at least three times by people staring at their phone.

We all need motorcycle police like the Australians to deal with mobile phone users!

#hottake

I side with the biker. I see too many people texting while driving and it doesn’t seem that the police are doing much about it . I feel the the penalty should be on par with a DUI.

Because passing motorcyclists. :D

Bravado and braking at those speeds is sketchy?

Momentum.

IT guy here, we don’t give a shit. Promise. We prefer to not have to archive your emails or monitor you. I would much rather spend my day arguing in the Kinja comments...so dont piss off your boss. Thanks!

If I tried that move, I’d sprain my wrist and fall down. Then I’d get called for travelling.

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