The Chargers finally got Bosa...

Bosa is the name of those off-brand speakers I get at the big electronics grey market in Nuevo Laredo

He’ll be right up there with Clebold and Harris as one of the greatest shooters in Columbine history.

I see your turbo boost and raise you Super Pursuit Mode.

Hey! That button only works once an episode, use it wisely.

That’s not that bad compared to this archived footage of him last year:

When I do this, I generally get naked before I get on the field. You also need to get slippery so security can’t get a good grip on you. MLB stadiums banned bringing in outside Vaseline after 9/11, so you can just rub yourself down with a stadium burger. Note: Do not try the hamburger thing in a stadium near a large…

File a motion for dismissal?

Sharts fired!

Beat the shit out of it in a hallway in a single take? I don’t get it...

Frances Bean Cobain’s ex-husband

I don’t understand why that hasn’t been a feature in phones since at least the advent of smart phones.

I didn’t see it at all, but he definitely wanted to kill that person.

I’m certainly no expert in track cycling, but how is that move not penalized?

The lack of urgency with which he passed Gatlin was the most insane thing about the race for me. You can tell from his stride that he never doubted, even for a moment, that he was going to win. And why should he?

Humorous and current.

I would’ve thought that the fact that you don’t own a pool would’ve been the biggest reason not to have a pool boy, but I’m not one to judge...

You make me feel so blue. Grey. White? I don’t know.

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.