Finally, the moment my stupid Kinja handle has been waiting for.

Pro tip for job hunters: does your prospective place of employment have bone-able co-workers?

Witnesses: We were the ones shooting.

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nice

It’s harmless jingoism and harmless jingo-ism is the best kind of jingoism. Generally nobody dies.

The real problems come when you can’t separate “We beat you in swimming” with “We’re invading your country next week.”

Considering Australia has 7% of the population of the US, that’s pretty amazing.

Something tells me making a bunch of noise in the comment section is going to have a quicker effect than sending an e-mail to NoOneFuckingCaresYouTool@kinja.com

The breaking point is when the team rejected the pointy-headed hypnotist Fowler hired, claiming that it’s mathematically impossible to give more than 100%

Well if we don’t get to watch the big Turkey-Morocco fight what’s even the fucking point of having the Olympics?

he’ll instead take part in the prison olympics with events such the fast jerk using only your imagination, pooping with an audience, and trying to convince your cellmates of your innocence

I don’t have much sympathy for a 50+ y.o. bro who feels the need to yell so much at a baseball game that he actually gets the attention of an umpire, Bob Davidson or not.

This fan needs to remember what happened the last time a gorilla in Cincinnati didn’t respect its enclosure.

To be entirely fair, the trailers were clearly trying to make it look like this would be their Guardians of the Galaxy, so my guess is people expected a lot more comedy. Dark comedy, maybe, but comedy.

You could not *be* more wrong. That shirt is salmon, not orange.

You can actually see the change after that hit too, red shirt guy’s like “holy shit you got me good there Biff, let’s shake and call it off because I know you’ll kick my ass”.

That visor being knocked off tho...

This makes me miss Tuesday Night Fights

Bahrain in Spain kicks mainly in the brain.