It would have caused a collapse of the space time continuum.

Fallon is an idiot.

Man, that’s a good way to get yourself Siouxed.

You should be adding points because the intercourse was “greek style”

Maybe they were friends and she felt like the first incident was an anomoly or wasn’t confident in her memory. And then woke up during the second incident and realized “dadgummit, this guy just won’t stop raping me when I pass out!”

I think the point is more about debasing her than it being the best bj ever.

Funny, but deducting points because the Greeks were in the Trojan Horse; it was the Trojans who were attacked.

Honestly, I don’t see what the big deal is. I mean, sure he was a rapist, but at least he stood up during the National Anthem.

She seems nice.

I searched “below average” and got a nice selfie.

in Utah, some work and some don’t. You never know until you sit through a couple cycles.

One time I was waiting at a red light and a car approaching the light behind me was flashing the highbeams like crazy and then pulled up next to me. I asked the old lady if she was trying to get my attention and she said that flashing the highbeams changes the lights green “thats how fire trucks do it”. We sat there…

You get a solid, one-one-thousand, two-one-thousand, three-one-thousand count. If you haven’t started moving, or your brake lights haven’t at least flickered off by then, you get the horn.

Yesss! I love my a6000. My IG is all a6000 photos if anyone wants to check it out:

Yesss! I love my a6000. My IG is all a6000 photos if anyone wants to check it out:

Well you don’t just start off by raping someone at Sundance.

So with this update, Apple has effectively turned your iPhone into Geocities.

Do you have friends that are not 12, but still dicks? I have like 4 friends that use facebook messenger like it's going out of style, and nobody fucking sends messages, they just send stickers. They're in their early 30s, just like me. I want to murder them all.

I’ll admit. The first thing I drew was a dick.

The only time I update my phone is when I accidentally hit Update instead of Not Now.

We get it, you vape.