I can’t take it anymore. Please... enough with the damn Pokemon.

You got trolled there too, didn’t you?

Not enough?

“No whey!”

Hey, that wasn’t fun at all!

I’m hoping this is how things go down at the RNC tonight.

Oh. This is actually pretty cool trivia. And I’m now kinda sorta sorry that my double entendre about dongs offended you.

Is it true that big dongs are a rarity among Asian players ?

Who are you, my second ex-wife?

+1 brown star

Agreed - that really sucks ass. What a shitty situation to be in.

The boar really lost it when they brought him a margarita with salt. He specifically asked for no salt.

But did they have TruCoat?

So did Wilma.

If good news about Chrysler ever happens, I will shave my ass and use the hairs to season my next meal.

Slap some bondo on there, sand it down, and try to match the paint the best you can.

A fucking GoFundMe for an athlete injured while playing his sport? Does MMA not insure its fighters?

You can always put silly putty in to fill the whole.

It was 1:30 in the morning there was a car outside his house idling. He went out to go see what they were doing in front of his house and then from his perspective they attempted to run him over. Of course he’s gonna shoot at them. I’m not saying that was the best course of action but if his version of the story is…

Based on the stories they told, I would be unsurprised if both Gooden and Strawberry relapsed during the airing of the show last night.