In the spirit of this year’s games, it’s a citronella torch

That way all your pedophiliac dreams would come true

This is going to go well and not spawn any buzzfeed lists of ridiculous locations.

I’ve always felt that we won’t have serious conversation about Gun Control until we get the NRA out of Washington, D.C. Nothing will get done until then.

Some of my favorite people. And they were awesome for speaking out. But until our politicians have the guts to make changes, real changes, against the gun dealership lobby, nothing will change. Because you can wrap all this in the American flag and 2nd amendment bullshit, but it’s all about selling guns and fuck the…

Do we also replace “fainted” with “came in your pants” and “procedure” with “sex”?

I would contend that all testicle injuries are horrific.

The sphincter pucker combined with a faster inhale than normal.

Well hopefully after all that the kid wins a cup.

I had a LOT of fun in my twenties, then had two kids so I guess this represents my vag to crazy, possibly fictitious god sandwich lady.

For real though, I’m mainly impressed with the attention to detail in giving that ham sandwich a clitoris.

Smoke another one, hippy.

I think my favorite part of his game is the absolute, irrational rage that it elicits from people.

Did you just make up half of the words in this post? Pidgeot? Zubat?

i know this is really mean, but i thought that was king joffrey at first.

The purchasers originally wanted a $3 billion price tag but were soon forced to submit.

The sad part is that you actually thought that was funny before you wrote it.

I did that once. (Recorded a decent video in landscape mode.)

This is why you should never try on defense.