Challenger Explosion. Watched it live in kindergarten. When my teacher, Mrs. Hendrickson burst into tears, I knew some shit had gone down.

You can pry my dry shampoo from my cold dead lazy shower hating hands.

bypass article, straight to comments?

My 7 year old is starting to ask questions. This is not a sustainable solution.

This just in: Criminals make poor decisions, often lack common sense.

It’s not so scary. If you’re running from police don’t drive in their direction. That’s common sense shit.

They’re fine if you want what someone else didn’t like.

They’re fine if you want what someone else didn’t like.