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I instantly disbelieved her too, because I am an addict/alcoholic, and although I never used that excuse for missing work, the stakes were never that high for me (having a show on OWN) and I'm sure that if they had been, I would have. If it were me, and I'd relapsed, and the stakes were that high, rather than admit I

If it were easy or even remotely likely to 'kill' the unborn when exercising, we'd hear about how those who didn't want to be pregnant but couldn't get an abortion would just do some deadlifts, squats or pilates to take care of their problem.

Your mom is very wise. Mine was a bit less polite "The world is full of bastards and bitches. Don't let them get to you." Either way, it works.

Wowza. Talk about a derail.

....Only if you help me end that hat.

Okay but can I make fun of her boots in the above photo?

...Do you even go here?

Don't forget tho, if she doesn't work out and decides to just sit on her tushy for 9 months she gets all the concern trolls worried about how much weight she's putting on!

Unless this woman is viciously pounding on her belly with the free weights while screaming "DIE PARASITE DIE", keep it to yourselves, trolls.

Of course she is. Because women should just spend the whole of their pregnancies not engaging in any exercise, and magically spring back into pre-pregnancy shape 24-36 hours after giving birth. It's all about what other people think is best for you!

You're thinking of anarchists, hon. Anarchy doesn't do clubs. And nihilists, who don't believe in anything. Atheists believe in lots of stuff. And many atheists believe in presenting a united front, so that we have a voice against all the God-wad wackos out there.

There is nothing inherent to atheism that causes a person to eschew community organizations, though. I don't see why this is funny.

I find it hilarious that atheists, who emphatically do NOT join the club of religion, have a club. With meetings. It's brilliant.

Maybe it's because one of the "clubs" teaches people that condoms are worse than AIDS, and the other doesn't?

You are *totally* missing the point of Atheism.

I just want to say how proud I am of the dozens of people of Latta, SC who showed up to protest what this idiot did and the city council of Latta for voting to strip him of some powers. Now, someone needs to begin a recall because no one this dumb should be running a city, no matter how small.

Wow. My best friend and I do it the easy way: "Have you seen ____ yet?" "Nope. Next weekend." "Okay we gotta talk about it after you watch it."

That's the part I don't get. If the surprise element is most your enjoyment, why wouldn't you watch it as soon as you are able and know that you should try and avoid social media?

Personally, if a show or film is good enough, I've never felt like spoilers have ruined it for me. If your enjoyment in entertainment is heavily tied up in avoiding spoilers, in this day and age, you are bound to be frustrated a lot.

See, the thing is, I don't know these kind of assholes. I do, however, know the kind of assholes who post FB statuses like, "I love sitting back and watching the internet collectively lose its mind! #gameofthrones" less than an hour after the episode airs. Or goddamn book readers who can't shut up about how much