"I commented on a message board and people are commenting back!" Something tells me you knew exactly what would happen.

"Well, for atheists to get together in a group and discuss what they do and don't believe... that's rather like a church, no?"

No. No, it's not at all like that. That's like saying that since I'm in a book club, and the Bible is a book, then our book club is a religious meeting.

Maybe you should sit out the next few…

Because now she gets to tell everyone to "chill out, she was just joking, gosh why are you atheists to serious all the time?! I must have hit a nerve!" It's Level 1 Trolling.

The original comment is so naive it hurts. "OMG! Atheists enjoy the company of other humans too?! That's so cray!" Does she think we sit alone in a dark room all day?

I'll blessedly never be pregnant, but I would love to have a stranger try to give me medical advice. I would stick out my hand and say, "why thank you Doctor...?"

Because no one gives a greasy fuck what you think.

Yes! It's so simple! I text "have you watched Y&R today?!?!" so often I'm surprised my phone doesn't fill it in automatically.

I can sort of understand the "next week on" thing. I've seen too many shows put a character in jeopardy only to tell us in the previews that they're fine. I mean, I know a major character isn't likely to be killed off, but come on, networks! I can wait a damn week to find something out!

I do this too and people think I'm crazy! If I know I'm not going to see a movie for awhile (I'm backlogged!) then I'll spoil myself. My crappy memory will probably forget by the time I actually see the movie.
The only time I was ever upset by a spoiler was while watching the series Angel. I was reading the re-watch…

Or he could have accidentally shot an innocent person in the chaos. Having a gun doesn't mean you're going to "win".

Statistically, if a woman with a gun is attacked it is more likely that her attacker will get the gun away from her and she will end up injured or dead than the other way around.

How about you read the article that explains how it works?

Darn! And I just ran out of fucks to give!

According to prime time tv dramas too!

Maybe it should've been you?

Aw, poor angwy widdle white guy. You're SO oppressed!

Like you know about respect.

Poor white people. :(

Or different people like different things. Opinions are, like, hard.

I can't remember the store but I have seen them. I ran away screaming, "NO! IT CAN'T BE!" That night I had continuous nightmares about knee-level crotches.