My Trump-voting colleague has spent the last year interviewing and going through the motions to enroll in a particular federal job training program that would have guaranteed him a significantly higher salary and better benefits than our current job. Hebjust told me that he can’t get hired now because of Trump’s…

hope y’all vote! THAT MARCH MEANS SHIT UNLESS YOU RESIST, DONATE, SWAMP PHONE BACKS FOR POLITICIANS WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT THE TEA PARTY DID AND THE LOSER TRUMP SUPPORTERS. IT WORKED.

Seems like a good idea to me.

Interestingly enough, while he’s in there, Trump is also picking up his cellphone, even for unidentified callers

prediction: he will go on a record-low number of international trips, instead inviting foreign dignitaries to do state visits here (and stay at his hotel).

Not even a cover band will perform at his inauguration, damn, that is extra bleak.

You know, they might as well see if the Ringling Brothers’ circus is able to preform. It’s gonna die soon, anyway, and represents an America that had its hey-day in the mid 20th century.

WHERE’S MY TOTEM?!

And he called BuzzFeed, who released the dossier in full, “a failing pile of garbage” who would “suffer the consequences.”

I just cannot believe I’m sitting here cheering for BuzzFeed, which I could have sworn just yesterday was a blog for cat videos and jokes about how hard “adulting” is.

This is a good analogy, not just for this situation but about many of the ways in which Trump is transitioning into power. Tyrion, Jaime & Tywin all rued the fact that their idiot sister and Joffrey dismissed Selmy because they knew he “lent whoever he served honor”. In an inauguration where the President has…

Had Elizabeth run I could have cast a vote for a nationalist, a populist, a thoughtful and honorable person who carries with her no sense of superiority or pretension. She is noble in her actions and usually in her words. Hell, she wrote a personal finance book that is still working its way through my mind.

“Clinton tries to ally herself with the “common folk,” but she comes of as pandering and fake. Trump does it too, but at least he seems real, especially when he is eating KFC.”

I am adoring all the people who using this invitation to back hand, head slam Trump. The more people say “Nah” to him the better.

It’s really great - and kudos to her.

Donald’s thinking it over but he’s just not sure yet...

It will force his hand. If he does reverse it then it will be obvious that is cares more about Putin’s fee fees than he does about the American democracy.

We should have hacked Putins Netflix account and four starred a bunch of shitty Van Wilder movies to fuck up his reccomendations.

none of us has the fucking rank to ask about Shelly.

Or, it could be interesting if the film turns into a horror revenge flick halfway through with an increasingly unhinged JLaw chasing Pratt through the ship. And then JLaw kills Pratt horribly, calms down, and starts looking for a man (or woman, no judgement) of her own to wake up.

counterpoint: always steal, never open a wrapped gift