It really says a lot about the Mannings that they thought it was a good idea to go after this woman in the book “they wrote”. Ignore the incident, acknowledge it in anodyne terms, whatever, but even setting aside the subsequent harassment of sending material to her new employers, why would they go in for a little…

And she was a POTTY MOUTH!!

I ... what is the relevance of the color of her skin or who she dated?

Damn, these tweets have me thinking I need to do some serious rewrites on my script: The Sloven Schlub Who Does Sex With Younger, Hotter Women.

Want to really highlight how sexist they are? Reverse the gender and try not to giggle.

It would be wonderful if every winner just stood there stone faced, one hand holding the statue, the other pointing at the bottom of viewers’ screens in the general direction of the scrolling names. After 30 seconds, they simply walk off. Would certainly remove so much of the celebrity-gush cringe factor.

As someone who knows attorneys who only do document/contract review, I can tell you: A lawyer has to have some fun or they will go crazy.

I die laughing every time she’s on screen because where they put everyone else’s profession, for her they just put “Twin.”

At this point I’m thinking Hillary is pretty much bullet proof. She’s faced more scrutiny and unfair characterizations of her no male politician has ever faced. She holds up. She’s a tough broad and it’s hard not to root for her because of what she has faced. Hillary can play the game with the best of them.

This is why he should have kept Meagan (who brought the miniature horse) and Tiara (chicken enthusiast). Real people with real personalities! Who, quite frankly, are probably way too good for him.

My mother likes to pretend that she was very open about sex and that we were encouraged to talk to her about anything but...her reading my diary throughout my teenage years, her grilling me about if I had had sex yet (when I didn’t date or go out....), and her giving my older sister the silent treatment for 10 weeks…

I bought her a vibrator when she was 16 (after she asked for one), and I agonized about it: am I a Terrible Parent if I do this? Or am I helping her?

I’ve been to that island (it’s in the Exumas) and it’s amazing. Except you are generally not encouraged to go into the water with them because as soon as you feed them, they poop. That beautiful blue water is filled with floating giant pig turds.

I’ve literally never watched the Bachelor, but last night I was at a friend’s while she was watching this and it was amazing. Like, I legitimately almost peed myself when they did that long, panning shot of Olivia left alone on that tiny ass island.

Confused as to how/why we’re supposed to watch this show without Olivia tbh

So she is remaking Neko Atsume then?

All I can say is that given her long-held public stance on keeping her youngest fans in mind, I fully expect her to prioritize parental controls for in-app purchases, and I will be very disappointed in her if this turns out like Kim’s game.

Players go from city to city, adding more and more famous people to the stage for the ultimate in #squadgoals. The winner is the one player who can convincingly act shocked every time she receives an award.

It’s totally going to be a digital “etch a sketch” to draw moustaches on Katy Perry and send it to her Instagram.