Then you should try teaching yourself about sex with porn!

Think I’ll take this baby out for a spin today. Thanks for the article.

Can someone please clarify, once and for all, that the BMW was a 535i dressed up to look like an M5? Thank you

I have just the ride to show up in...

I have them on my 335xi

Had this on my Atari 2600

Just listened to this:

I'm biased but the sound of my E34 M5 with a carbon fibre intake and catless exhaust is the best sound I've ever heard IRL. Especially above 4000 RPMs when it takes a second deep breath and just wails to redline

The interiors ARE fucking gorgeous. I honesty prefer the layout of the Range Rover to a lot of so called luxury sedans.

LeMans Blue over caramel. With burled wood trim.

Yup. Mine:

Me too. Unless the whole car is black and murdered out. I don't like the lack of contrast

Yes. My neighbours have been trying to sell their house (overpriced since it's a former grow op) for years and their realtor drives one. What a ridiculous car in the Canadian winter.

They did have an upscale interior for the time compared to a focus or something. Audi-esque even

Pretty much how I justified picking up my second fun weekend car last year, a 1990 euro-spec E34 M5. The car was in amazing shape, the previous owners had put about 40k into it between the 3 of them and it was only $9500. I could afford it and I knew that if I didn’t buy it, I’d regret it for the rest of my life.

I agree with you in many ways but I'd say the overall build quality of the E36 platform as a whole isn't as high as the E30 platform. Agreed though that for the insane money that E30 M3s go for, I'd personally rather have the straight six engine and better suspension design of the E36. The interiors just kind of fall…

E34 M5 owner here. Not that I’m gonna sell but I keep wondering when E34 values will start rising like E28s. Or E30s. After all it IS the last hand built car from the M division with the last hand-assembled engines. All subsequent M cars and engines were built on a variant of the donor car’s production line

Omg. In. Your. Eye!!???

Haha. Me too. Then I was like “wtf is Yamalube”

YuP.