It’s actually the baby’s motorcycle.

Isn’t wearing flip-flops, shorts and a trucker cap while riding a Hayabusa with an extended swingarm almost a standing admission to just about any reckless motorcycling behavior you can be accused of?

Three words: Continuously Variable Transmission.

He also had 12 other BMWs stored in the parking lot of the company he worked for.

He’s complained about this photo existing, so feel free to use it liberally.

#NotMyStinger

I think with those cars you spend $10+ million on the car and another $500k on a Ferrari mechanic that lives in your garage. :D

Why Buy A New BMW X3, When You Can Get A Sexy Ferrari 355 F1 Serviced?

I can confirm that maintenance on a Ferrari is cripplingly expensive, you can get around certain things (window motor for a 550 Maranello is shared with an E34 5-series for example and there are several interior components which are shared with contemporary Fiats), but some others are just always going to cost you…

Oh please. Those high end financial people absolutely jacket off at work. They jacket off repeatedly.

Can’t believe I had to scroll down this far to see the correct fucking answer to this problem.

In no way, shape, or form am I ever putting an article of clothing on a public bathroom floor. I’d take the risk of a miss-wipe over that.

You expect people to believe that’s a real phone with “Stocks” on the front page?

LOL. I know, right? I didn’t know what the fuck to call them. I mean, they didn’t pop so are they still considered popcorn. But they’ve gone through the popping process so they’re transformed somehow, right?

His election is like something out of a Greek myth — he got exactly everything he didn’t want. He now has to live in a city he hates, surrounded by people who hate him, and spend his days in boring nerd-ass meetings and reading reams of dry reports prepared by other nerds. Imagine if Sisyphus could just step aside and…

I’ve been saying he doesn’t make it to two years since he got elected. He’s either gonna get indicted or quit. He didn’t want to do this shit in the first place.

What does Trump’s hair look like 4 or 8 years from now.

9 months with a 335i killed my dream of owning a driver’s car. I now drive a Prius with no regrets.

Because sedans have useless postage-stamp-sized trunk lids.

Less cargo space, more ugly........what’s there not to like?

“I will totally buy one.” -Every Jalopnik Focus RS fan a month ago.