Chinaski, is that you?

SWB

The camera man is, no doubt, holding the rider’s beer.

She’s a good bike, loves her rider
Loves wheelies and stopies too
She’s a good bike, crazy ‘bout track days
Loves apex’s and her rider too

It’s a long day livin’ in track garages
There’s a race track runnin’ through the yard
And I’m a bad rider, ‘cause I don’t even miss her
I’m a bad boy for breakin’ her forks

And I’m free,…

Listen up, Elon - either make this minibus as a consumer-purchasable vehicle (and not just for share fleets), or I’m going to come to your house and poop on your lawn myself.

Maybe because I’m an olds, or maybe because I see anything that’s not a track rat as an appliance, or maybe because I’m sick and tired of Musk, Tesla, and the endless round of self promotion, I find that I no longer give two fucks and find myself wishing these pronouncements would just stop! Okay, my flame suit is on,…

Yeah, Tesla...what a boring company. Why would anyone write about them?

Nah... But wait till the conversion upfitters get theupir hands on it...

Teslopnik, or how Elon Musk bought a bunch of bloggers from the Gawker/Nick Denton bankruptcy sale.

How does a cop with “11 minutes of training and experience” not recognize part of a donut?

Hey Justin, keep the politics off Jalopnik! Where’s your condemnation of Hillary Clinton? Your Bernie Sanders jokes? Your Johnson Er something. Your Jill Beer Stein puns?

How does a cop with “11 years of training and experience” not recognize part of a donut?

It’s a placebo tester.

He was a Gotdamn Hero

That’s some quality bitch-slappin!

Your S-Class runs and drives? What are you complaining about??

Let’s take a moment and remember the good old times

I care about IndyCar. =(