Well, it’s not a “lifelong” commitment for her.

A face only a gold digger could love.

Better yet. You could take one of those $100 bills and get a stupid tattoo on your face.

I don’t know how well Bernie gets on with his mother-in-law, but does anyone here remember Ruthless People?

Idiot kidnappers, out of everyone in the world;-He doesn’t give two shits