AS the son of a naturalized citizen, all I can say is: 

You can play too!

*Ahem*

Trump’s next campaign rally

Civility =/= politeness.

Starred for “its”

“I’m not a racist, but......” Everyone at Fox News.

As Jesus said, “Love thy neighbor as thyself, but...”

Linguistics 101: Everything before the “but” is bullshit.

“Show them compassion, but” bullshit ahead.

Isn't lying a sin? Surely the 700 Club won't let him lie in front of God and everyone.

I’m sorry but I can’t accept your analogy.

Michelle only went sleeveless because she thought conservatives would love a free gun show

“The First Lady turned to the children and in a sweet but somber tone began, ‘I truly understand your pain. Day after day, trapped. You don’t know who you can talk to or who around you actually cares. Even with all the fancy toys,’ as she gestured to some games and potato chips the children had scattered around their…

Not the male children anyway.

The one of him kissing Ivanka while Melania smizes is super awkward.

The scariest part is how close to the truth this may come. We saw what happened in Abu Ghraib, in Gitmo. We know that these things are understaffed and undertrained and overpopulated. We know that power will be abused, that money will be made in the worst possible ways. If even 1% of these children are subjected to…

“Hmmm. Misusing ICE is the only way I can get a boner.”

This goes with another one coined at The Root: No one uses bible verses to justify shit when it’s obviously the Right Thing.