If you’re this smart, you can pass a test without having to be this stupid.

F’tagn Awesome!

If blame is what you want, blame the governments. The Chinese folks here (and there) have nothing to do with their own government; and now because of Trump’s invective against the Chinese, we can’t get good hot & sour soup.

Until they actually cure this virus (which can kill you if you are just unlucky enough- which I usually am), I haven’t any intention of paying a ton of money for the privilege of paying a ton of money for overpriced snacks and sitting in a darkened movie theater crammed in with walking germ factories and their…

The facts that:

I liked him better voicing his parallel universe self on Rick & Morty.

#TidePodPresident

Astronomy and the whole Imaginos album.

That 3rd of Americans can neither identify the language of origin of Quid Pro Quo nor can they spell it, much less define it. Some mighta heerd it said in one a’ them thar Hannibal movies a while back...

Same kind of bullshit Reagan used to do to reporters.

So, is corn grass?

Keep the faith, weirdos:

FAKE NEWS - she was obviously at least five feet away, and everybody knows that when right wingers are wrong, they have to yell to be right for that extra three feet, because right (and Right) is loud (but in no way rude).

I’m actually a bit surprised these white folks don’t support black folks on their knees...

Anyone who has known people with various forms of mental or physical disability know it is ridiculous and offensive to compare them to Trump. People with learning disabilities and mental handicaps work hard at learning and overcoming disability, and could never be accused of cruelty.

The only people that hates first-responders in this country are the Senators responsible for failing to pass the 9/11 bill the first time it was presented.

I’ve asked this about flunkies in movies, and I’m gonna ask it about real people:

“...our country’s equivalent of gritty reality is more like “Look out Sarge, ‘e’s got a shooter! It’s not even a proper word is it? I mean when someone’s got a knife, you don’t say ‘Look out, ‘e’s got a stabber!’”