My daughter, twelve years, after hearing this whilst I was hearing it:

Right, because we have control over what our government is doing. We’re basically in a holding pattern until the November election on this issue. Might as well fill the that time with other concerns in the meantime.

I am not going to listen to 8 minutes of cruelty.

Meanwhile:

Why is it always the chinless ones? This motherfucker looks like a coal-mining Juggalo.

Hey, you can shit on some nerds for their toxic behavior and ironic conservatism (considering genre fiction’s enormously progressive worldview of “anything is possible”), but don’t shit on nerds just for liking things you don’t. Even if it’s just some convention panel, or maybe even especially if it’s just something…

Re-read the article. He’s not going to win. Tim Kaine is so safe in that state it’s painful.

He won’t win. And Boothe shouted that slogan referencing the state’s motto — itself referring to the American Revolution — not the other way around.

wouldn’t be the first time he saved an overinflated orange thing from going way out of bounds

you need more stars but it wont let me give even one. ty kinja!

Get out of my head!

Because it’s real god dammit, it’s.......real.

To be fair, I’m not perfectly sure that anyone’s read Newsweek for a while now.

And, if you don’t know what it’s like to have the entire world openly criticize, judge, throw uninformed opinions,

My detailed analysis is as follows: a bunch of fucking assholes bought the Newsweek brand, and put their fucking asshole editorial slant on it.

I love this new social media thing where grown-ass adults feel comfortable making fun of literal children. Like, what in the hell is wrong with these people?

Exactly what are you protesting, seeing that you have what I’ve heard referred as a dream job that is treasured by many and hoped for by many more. Other than afford you the honor and privilege to serve alongside some of the most noble men and women that this city has to offer, how have you been mistreated?

Go ahead, ask some American walking down the street if he’d like to be a migrant farmworker. You’ll get a look like “are you out of your goddamn mind?!”

Sorry—Latin nerd here, “dominus obsequious sororium” is such BAD Latin!