You know, like his head is a part of his ass.

She should be commended. She went a whole paragraph without using the phrase “my father”.

Do you really want a leader that can’t see an approaching army?

He’s making shit up off the top of his flat head because he has no idea what he’s talking about.

A short history of dictator fails:

Yes, when you’ve lowered the bar so far and consistently, people are genuinely surprised when you accidentally trip over it.

Just once, someone needs to stand up at one of these things and say, “Excuse me, are you a fucking idiot?”

Beat me to it...

I’m still waiting for the milkshakes...

“Help me, Trumpy-Wan Kenobi, you’re our only hope.”

About a minute in, you can hear the difference in greetings.

European with a long, very ruler-edge straight genetic line, with no variances outside of their respective families. In fact, all three FloridaMans are probably related by, at most, first-cousinship.

Watch out! The head’s gonna explode!

It kind of sounds like Rep. Ironic Surname wants to be punished:

“It’s HIGH NOON... Draw Four.”

Well, you certainly can’t (and shouldn’t) drink them...

The report said that sailors on the ship were given the day off during Trump’s visit, a large tarp was hung over the ship’s name, and a barge was moved to block the ship’s visibility after the tarp was removed.

Until T&P somehow coincidentally “work”, then the NRA & all the other gun nuts can say “See?!”

Quiet, kept to himself, no one knew much about him...

“...by raising and slaughtering billions of animals every year not only are we completely [...] undermining our values as a nation of compassionate animal lovers but we are literally preparing to drive our society off a cliff.”