I prefer to use the Devil’s favorite weapons: Heavy Metal and the truth (with some Gothy stuff thrown in for good measure).

You’ve got those there too? We’re sending a big orange one over (actually he’s just going; if we could “send” him anywhere...), please ready your milkshakes.

Dammit, if as many people came over the fucking border as Trump thinks, there wouldn’t be anyone left in Mexico. How many people does Trump think... oh, wait, I forgot, he doesn’t do that.

Reagan also deinstitutionalized people in mental health facilities in 1967.

Huh. Crowley was in Cefalù for three years before Mussolini kicked him and his folks out of the Abbey. Bannon was there a year.

In the same book:

Trooper, plural is troopers or troops for short.

Überverabscheuungswürdig - pronounced (roughly):

I thought LaCroix was some sort of sportsball game...

[long inhale]

I don’t think she’s sick of it:

...and what happened to North and South Virginia? What about East & West Carolina?? East & West Dakota? Dammit, we’re missing SIX WHOLE STATES! Who is stealing whole states?! 

You’re close, but you’re missing the point - it’s the fact that those things don’t have Trump’s name on them. That’s the real psychosis. 

New Zealand ain’t having it.

Something else that people consistently get wrong about the show and the books - while it draws on medieval imagery, it is a fantasy setting (you’d think the dragons & zombies would give it away).

Just another goddamn coward ‘afraid for his life’ behind a gun.

The way the government treats Veterans is rather like Pro-Lifers treat the unborn: