Yet another reason I left Facebook... to be fair, I hardly ever used it anyway. I thought it was a useless time suck.

The fact that Trump represents all the worst American stereotypes as well as the worst that xenophobia has to offer wouldn’t bother me so much except that he’s also representing the United States. US.

It ain’t libel or slander if it’s true.

Herein lies the slippery slope to a dress code.

The fatass is calling anyone weak-willed? Let me guess, it’s genetic?

Killing the beer industry in America?

Listen HoFlake,

DEAL WITH IT!

How about

Hey, Kelly:

Orange Julius LIBELZ

KellyAnne (if that is indeed your real name), she’s not talking to you like you’re the help because you would actually have to be of use.

Of course it’s intentional, just slower and less efficient than Zyklon-B and crematoria. 

Say what you will about Libertarians, they know how to have a confusingly good time.  Hell of a lot more interesting to watch that the DNC or RNC.  A lot less productive, though.

While I agree things need to move forward, I have to say - this guy is no Jack Kennedy.

Small correction:

Not if you leave it in the bottle.

Correction: