How’d we devolve from throwing shoes to eggs to milkshakes?

To be fair, they were taking advantage of a much, much weaker opponent.  They’re playing chess and he gets hungry thinking about the white and black squares.

Know what else he spent more money than 99% of the population of the US will ever see in their lives on?

“Short, stupid, and entirely unnecessary.” 

Pressley: YES or NO?!

Ben Carson is so high....

He is so high right now...

Remember when Iran had the leaders who were lunatics?

Chris Wallace: “But what about his TWEETS? His All-Powerful, Politically Important, Historically-Sacred, Election Fixing Winning TWEETS?! covfefe? COVFEFE. How about those?”

“I’m in Congress. I’m aligned with Congress. I’m not aligned with the executive branch. And I think we have oversight authority over the administration,” said Rep. Ken Buck (R-Colo.), a member of the House Judiciary Committee. “And if the president has acted illegally, then I think we have oversight authority.”

Okay... how about... it looks like she’s trying, by degrees, to emulate her lord and saviour Tammy Fae Bakker, as well as the contents of Jim Bakker’s Apocalypse Slop Buckets.

Dropping a Dooce: On 6th Avenue - much more accurate.

I’ve never understood the argument that “illegals” come over here to “take our jobs”.

Take a look at the full video. What you’re missing is him winning over a Fox News audience:

You know you’ve done a good job when you piss Trump off.

“The teacher told us condoms didn’t work,” Noone told me. “She did this thing where she brought in a rubber glove—she had lovely acrylic nails—and she put a finger of the glove on and pulled it down and stuck her nail through the end of the glove and was like, ‘This is thicker than a condom, so why would you trust a…

Seems relevant here, somehow...

...but the puppy...!

“It’s bullshit.”

“...conjuring up first names while subtly changing the last names...”