So he asks a foreign power to spy on an American presidential candidate and wonders why the FBI might have been spying on him, then accuses the FBI of treason?

If the church were fisted more often, maybe its policies would be more flexible.

This is all Ronald Reagan’s fault.

I remember the time at summer camp when the Boy Scouts visited for the weekend, and they had an autistic kid who liked to walk on all fours. He said he wanted to be the fastest at running on all fours.

At least the officer wasn’t “fearing for his life”.  He left that up to Eric.

What, you think he won’t cut corners on this like he did every other death trap construction job he ever touched?

Aleister Crowley called - he said you people were complete whack-jobs (and wants his shackles back).

Not as long as there’s stuff on TV.

Yet another line on Trump’s checklist for playing president:

“People have been on the bills for a long period of time...”

Now if only we could get these fine ladies to take on the government and its need to legislate ladies’ bodies...

More fun facts:

So the methodology was flawed, and better controls and fewer variables should be used concerning the pictures’ visual elements, ie., all pictures should be of “presentable” people, in well-lit conditions, along with a large data set. It also should involve photos of people in various states of “presentability” without…

...yeah, Alabama gives a fuck about kids...(!)

Who needs MMA matches when you’ve got nitwits like this guy begging for people to kick the unholy crap out of him?

“...tried to turn Bill Cosby into one of the most insidious stereotypes of African American men…the brutal, black buck...”

“How can I trust you when you don’t know my name and you’re shaking like you’re scared of something?”

Funny, I’m not stunned by the abject stupidity of anyone in the GOP these days.

See, and now I have to batter the internet with this again: