Hey, don’t blame us for crap corporations, the Food Network and people in Alabama do. We’re responsible for white privilege, slavery, and bad dancing, but this is where the line has to be drawn.

Hey, Billy, how’s the weather up Trump’s ass?

Person Libelz!

If you haven’t learned that everything with Trump’s name attached to it is a scam, you deserve to be ripped off.

Aww, you poor Xians with your holidays we celebrate and capitalize on every year, and your endless holiday music inflicted upon the populace, and your millions made by your churches because of your tax-exempt status because having an imaginary friend is lucrative.

*In American Mice.

Anyone else notice Trump doesn’t know where his heart is... assuming his biology is similar to us humans?

This is IT! This is how you get shit done in this administration:

Because pets can still be owned.

Wow, makes this guy look reasonable and measured.

On the other hand, rich assholes have no idea how poor people live or how society works.  Drug dealers work hard, it doesn’t make them good.

Can we flatten Janie Johnson already?

BREVITY is the soul of Wit.

They need to fire every cop who uses the excuse ‘I feared for my life’.

“Adult time”.

She Dolores Umbridge with bad hair: