There’s simply not enough fists in the air for this. Can she run for something? Maybe head over D.C. way and yell a certain orange squatter out of a certain white house?

Right Wing Equation:

Well, it is International, it could stand for Interfaith as well. Good to know many faiths worship at the IHOP as well. This could be the cure for intolerance: Breakfast.

Trash fires tend to spread.

MST3K thought of this years ago:

Uncle Pennybags, actually.

I’m still partial to Volderine (Voldemort Tangerine).

Yep, the spirochetes have eaten away the first layer of brain matter.

Works in theory; only problem is you have people like Sarah Palin, who keep popping up for no discernible reason whatsoever. Sarah quit her job and helped Meghan’s dad lose an election over a decade ago, but still this quitter and loser exists, and keeps letting us know she continues to do so.

Twitter’s Proposed New Rating System:

You mean covfefe?

She may not be the First Lady, but she’s definitely his main “lady”:

Giving context to this, I’ve taken the liberty of turning the orange WAY up on Trump. You can clearly see where his vanity starts and his insanity ends (spoiler: It doesn’t):

Never read him the poem Ozymandias... not that he would get it anyway...