Also, oops, we lost about 1500 children, you know those things that right to lifers bitch about saving (at least until after they’re born, then fuck it)? Oh, wait, PBS has confirmed the government knows what happened - they were

He’s actually done quite a few Rush songs as well as a slew of classic rock staples. He’s doing Snoopy’s work in this world.

What to do with a baby king, what to do with a baby king, decisions, decisions... well, What Would Mordenkainen Do (WWMD)?

Asking around... is this the new version of throwing red paint on assholes that wear fur? Like using a squirt gun on a dog that pisses on your carpet? Sort of a corrective measure? And if it is, will people video them doing it for the Next Big Thing? Especially now that Trump (and by association, the Federal…

FINISH HIM!!!

I don’t either, plus I refuse to throw away 10,000 years of writing just to go back to hieroglyphics. Especially really, really dumb ones.

Tomi Lahren Has Drinks Thrown at Her During Hip-Hop Brunch in Minneapolis

Nobody ever told her about Rule 34, have they?

My question as to people using the n-word, in any case, is why do you want/need to? How does that make your life complete? How does it help in the long or short run? What impulse drives you to need to say one horrendous word above all others? Is it a similar psychological trigger that is similar to pressing a Big Red…

#NotMyMac&Chese, #Mac&CheeseMatters, #WTF?!

Meghan, don’t heckle a professional comedian, you WILL NOT WIN. You’ll just succeed in looking like the annoying drunk at the back of the club that everyone wants to shut the fuck up, already!

I think her basic “logic” is this: I’m told nonsense & bullshit. I have to repeat nonsense & bullshit. Even though I know it’s nonsense & bullshit, in order to keep my “job”, I have to repeat nonsense & bullshit. I don’t have to be convincing because I am only supposed to repeat nonsense & bullshit. Therefore, I am…

When one of these guys starts the fake apology, start barking at him like in Black Panther.

Here’s a thought: Apply the same consequences of actions to cops that everyone else gets. If they kill anyone or pull this harassment crap they have to go to trial for it every time-they can cut this “Internal Affairs” bullshit out. They should have to spring for a lawyer like everyone else instead of a Union lawyer…

Conversely, these are young actresses who think they’re famous and entitled to do whatever the fuck they feel like, including loiter around a restaurant bathroom after they were told the place was closing down. It sounds more like they escalated this to Bullshitcon Level One. When people who have been working all day…

First of all, ‘Straight White Male’ is too long for a racial slur like the n-word. The n-word has punch, and SWM just doesn’t have it. Even contracting it doesn’t work: SWiM? Swale? Smale? Strale? AltWhite?

Dammit White People, can’t you keep your people in line for one minute? They’re harassing people at barbecues, at Starbucks, walking down the street with kids, trying to pet strange animals, now just driving through neighborhoods.