Here’s a summary:
“We’re going to take care of the illegals’ kids, better than they could do! We’ll even send them to camps, you know like summer camp (I never went to one because only the poors put their kids in those things), and they’ll be on our best military bases, only the best, they’ll be YUGE, the best nicest…

Start your own website and make a million - then you can strike out on your own like Orange Cosby did!

“There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

WWBWB?

This week, our government has advised not only splitting up families when deporting immigrants, but putting their children into military camps.
Sure, it can (and is) happening again.
All it took was for hatred to be adopted by the populace as a standard by which to live.

“We’re going to take care of the illegals’ kids, better than they could do! We’ll even send them to camps, you know like summer camp (I never went to one because only the poors put their kids in those things), and they’ll be on our best military bases, only the best, they’ll be YUGE, the best nicest camps ever, and…

Yeah, except they had those self-heating coffees/soups/hot chocolates/hot tea/meals years ago. They cost too much to support the “tech” and they could easily be abused, could cause injury:
http://www.wpri.com/news/local-news/east-bay/crews-respond-to-barrington-school-after-co-detector-sounds/1082416177

Let the record show that Kelly just called people who live in rural areas a bunch of dumbasses... and, discuss....

People, you know it’s true: IHOP is better, let’s ALLLLLLLL start going there, and never darken the already syrup-darkened floors of a greasy

Who calls the cops on people having a picnic?!
I’d advise having black folks call the cops on white people for doing normal crap, but that’d just backfire.
ATTENTION WHITE PEOPLE: CHILL THE FUCK OUT, GET OVER YOUR BULLSHIT, AND LEAVE PEOPLE ALONE!!!!

Funny, I think at least a mild anger is a perfectly rational response to this ridiculous mediocrity with which we greet each day now, and are expected to see it as somehow better than things used to be.

Can’t these people do any g-dd-mnm-th-rf-ck-ngs-n-f-b-tch-ng thing right, ever?! Every time these schmucks open their collective gibbering mouths, they figure out a way to completely fuck it up.

Cinco de Mayo is all about cultural appropriation. My niece’s husband and his family are all Mexican, and they not only do not celebrate it, they didn’t know Americans did, and couldn’t figure out why they would have in the first place.

Were they alive, The Marx Brothers... oh, the movie they’d make would have surpassed Duck Soup  in absurdity, and they wouldn’t have to change much at all.

Time travelling racist from the 80's?

“I’m entitled to my opinion.” as a defense =
“I don’t actually know what the frilly fuck I’m talking about, but if I say it like I’ve actually researched it, people will think I’ve got a point.”
...that is, until you say something abjectly idiotic.

Here I go again, being super-lazy and reposting this here, because apparently Michelle’s right to say what needs to be said to the faces of those who can’t take it still has to be addressed (because, as Michelle said, she wouldn’t change a word):