I’m going to be super-lazy and repost this here, because apparently Michelle’s right to say what needs to be said to the faces of those who can’t take it has to be addressed (obviously, she struck a whole gusher of nerves):

In the words of the Most(ly) Holy and Austere J. R. “Bob” Dobbs:
“Fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke.”

Actually, you know what there’s too much of?

Make it edgy - hire an all-female cast.

Why would the cops rough up the Nazis? They have shared agendas.

“This is obviously FAKE NEWS!!! Melania, my beautiful wife is right here, doing what first ladys do, planning my next party with all my friends and people I’ve met. This pic is a SAD attempt to under mine my presidency, and how dare the Bushes pull a stunt like this, esp after all the $$$ I’ve loaned them over the…

You make everything seem normal, primrose path method, and before you know it, Trump is in charge... er, I mean, you’re in the middle of a highly misogynistic cult with slavering followers ready to do the bidding of a leader whom you have been told is charismatic, but is just some... no, I was right the first time.

A. Too much water can screw up your electrolytes & make you feel drunk.

So, you’re saying... let me get this straight... the rat-faced white kid in the picture has emotional problems, has talked/written/screed about shooting his school... and he can’t get a gun, because someone put in some “common sense” law to keep exactly that kind of person, the kind who needs a gun to satisfy his…

Instead of politicians trying to make sense of the budget, get some accountants, your local CPA, people who can add AND subtract, divide AND multiply... makes too much sense? Trump can’t understand it, and neither can anyone else he’s hired/fired/run off? Never mind, he doesn’t get it so it’s obviously fake news.

Of course the Rasmussen poll is up, it always goes up when we bomb some folks. Doesn’t have to do with credibility, has to do with the American people’s willingness to kill people they don’t know over an issue they don’t understand. When in doubt, bomb ‘em out.

...then we can build a wall around it, it’ll be a great wall, a beautiful wall, and we’ll get them to pay for it, since they’re sending terrorists, they’re sending criminals, their racists, their rapists, just not the best people, they’re sending them here to shoot your people in churches, you know, you people, but…

Never underestimate the stupidity of white people in singular or multiple numbers.

Yes, the condom-snorters and Tide pod suckers voted for Trump.

Black Sabbath - Vol. 4:  Supernaut, Snowblind, Cornucopia.

[Insert obligatory masturbation joke here]

I don’t want an emotional connection with my food. I just ordered some cheesesteaks from Domino’s (if that tells you anything about the extent of connection I have with food) and I don’t want it coming to life and trying to make me feel better. I want it to hop into my mouth and be content with having one function in…

I know a lady named Gay,
and I know there are Hitlers left in the world,
so I wonder how Gay Hitler would go down...
I bet Gay Hitler would make some heads explode...

Hardest... rapper...
What, this schmuck?