I think Tiffany got out of that household because she would have been his “favorite” when he got tired of Ivanka.

...ahem.....
DAAAAYYYYUMMMMMMMNNNNNNN!!!!
...that is all.

What’s wrong with people? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Reporter: “How does the president intend to lead in solving the problems of police brutality, especially in African-American communities?”

So what? Reagan used to call Nancy “Mommy”. It’s gross, but it’s something old people used to do, and some still do, because they’re old. And gross. But mostly old.

I feel no sympathy for her. She chose to defend that steaming pile of quasi-ambulatory weasel vomit from the gitgo. She knows exactly what kind of person he is, since she’s only a half-step removed from weasel-vomit herself. She knows what the job entails, surely she knew she was going to have a bad week, ‘cause when…

How bout some stats on a Vampire Wereowlbear?

Cars are driving themselves now. I want something to do with my left foot and my right foot - kick ‘em up on the seat while I read on the drive home.

I’ve said it before: Stop hiring cops that are such goddamn cowards.

Just stop watching shows with the same premise that keep getting recycled:

I want to be in the room when the Unimagineers at DisneyTechComConglomCoCorp Int LLC (Unlimited) sits down with its marketing research analysts in an attempt to not only reverse engineer this scene to save their collective bottom lines on this line of marketing, but also figure out why it’s so goddamn funny:

A larger reason Panther is dominating other movies (not to take anything away from it, ‘cause it was awesome) is that there seems to be a fundamental lack pf creativity when it comes to not only movies but TV shows.

I think the real shame here lay in the fact that this is about a Trump, and because of some sketchy election, we’re supposed to give a damn. So now, further shame has more to do with the name Trump than anything else.

There’s a 71 year old one that’s been acting like that for the last few years now; there doesn’t seem to be an upper limit.

...but how do you really feel?

I’m sorry, that motherfucker would have been pushed down those stairs repeatedly the first time that crap happened. However many flights.

Of course it would be conservatives; they want things to remain the same, including the time when we were animals screwing other animals. Note that it’s usually conservatives who are found out to be paedophiles. They can’t let go of their past, be it their adolescence or the Late Mesozoic.

He’s going to be bitching about how video games cause gun violence, but has yet to explain what causes this: 

It bends HIPAA, but does not break it - she outed herself, so that’s on her. She did not have to identify herself, and no one could have traced it to her to violate her privacy. But! The orthodontist needs to be much more careful in the future; the family could have started something, since he did describe the circumst…

So, what happened next was: