I know- Sheev Palpatine was only 29.

I prefer the term “useful idiot”. Idiots are not valuable; there are so many of them their value is demonetized.

Let’s just - as a country - ignore him.

So, I’ve been researching an email that seems to be official. It’s shown up at Facebook pages for the VFW & DES, and appears to be correct. It runs:

For Tolkien fans: She’s the Mouth of Moron.

As usual, Dungeons & Dragons has the answers:

True, but also keep in mind Columbine happened almost twenty years ago. That’s when this should have stopped. April 20th marks the nineteenth anniversary of kids being shot by other kids able to easily acquire semi-auto weapons.

I know you folks have important things to talk to Trump about, but the main problem is you make too much sense, and he’s not having any of that.

That’s how evil works, and logic gets distorted - stir a kernel of truth in horseshit until it becomes palatable.

Let’s all pass the hat around to help poor li’l Marco get off his NRA habit.

No, you can’t make me, you can’t make me, you can’t make me....

...or, just don’t watch it, the money dries up, guy needs new schtick. End of problem... even more so with Netflix. If no one watches it, it doesn’t get another series.

So what else can we do with a AR-15 apart from mass murder?

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How is he the idiot?! He didn’t vote for Trump.

Well, maybe “most” gun owners should do something about the “crazy” gun owners, because the “crazy” gun owners are making “most” gun owners look like complete assholes.

Skinheads are cheerleaders now? That seems counterproductive.

Guns don’t kill people, the NRA does.

No, no, no, it’s because Mike Penis is just too old to stand up anymore.

Which is also funny since he works for an Anti-Semite, which makes him one by association. He admires the divisiveness of a two-thousand year old system of xenophobic laws designed to be oppressive and exclusionary, but the folks who wrote it - not so much...