I’m sorry Mike Penis, you can’t have it both ways, you can’t be a homophobe and be pissed that someone called you on it. Either own it or stop being a dick.

and for our British friends (I love Brit telly):

I find your lack of hair disturbing...  not that we didn’t already know, but damn that’s ugly. It’s like he’s got the mange...

Once more, from Bill:

Never underestimate the idiocy of white people in large numbers.

Answers to questions taken in order:

Norwegian Blue Speech, obviously...

“Uh...” Huckabee Sanders replied, “I think that the premise of your question is completely ridiculous and shows the lack of knowledge that you have on this process.”

Don’t they have enough pre-tanned folks out in California? Can’t we get some of these folks as extras, at least? There’s bound to be a few not doing a lot and getting some modicum of attention for it (Kardashians), why don’t they get recognition for actually having done something?

Right, girly rage, comin’ atcha:

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As a mother, I’m sure she would be familiar with the “this is the South... Confederate Flags everywhere” response to this argument - If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you do it, too?

The Orange are a minority...

You don’t really have to show courage with these weasels. They are our employees. They may put on a suit and go to a job that puts them in touch with power, but they all get caught in bed with someone who isn’t their wife eventually.

Why can’t Allison just, you know, be herself?

I have to say, this is the worst kind of clickbait; I read this thinking “They’ve finally come to their senses and pulled her show” and then read this and now I just feel ill.

Of course the Russians will respond with a highly articulated nude woman in the sky over Siberia, ISIS will respond with same (in full burqa, of course) over Saudi Arabia, and North Korea will claim they created fully articulated sky pornography over Japan complete with pixellation (but no one will believe them).

...so Scientology spinoff.

I believe some nerdy-ass voice actors may be looking for a guest star on Critical Role. They’ve already had Joe Manganiello and Jon Heder, and John Bradley West from Game of Thrones on CelebriD&D, I think Sean would enjoy himself immensely. I know the Critters would.

I related to this quite a bit. I was always tall for my age in school, and fairly stocky, so of course in a school, in a county, in a state that is obsessed with sports, I had a lot of my friends at the time say I needed to play Football, had to go out for Basketball, you’re so big, why aren’t you playing sports—