...but aside from that, she’s not so bad...

He’s an idiot. Alaska’s the one who wanted the name changed back to Denali in the first place, in particular Senator Murkowski. I’m surprised he didn’t change it to Mt. Trump by executive order.

All my complicit are juxtaposed to architect!

Since they are now on airlines, let me give advice to those who don’t want them in their beds:

I seriously have to get out of Dumbfuckistan...

So much for Rick and Morty fans claiming intellectual superiority by association with the show.

I don’t fit anywhere on that profile, I like dogs, but I don’t own one, I guess I’m reasonably non-threatening (or that’s what I WANT you to think!)

Remember, common human decency is a privilege, not a right...

The worst kind of fans are those who think they own a show because they like it, and worse, if that show happens to be a cartoon.

Sounds like the makin’s of a cult hit!

As an experiment in how your friends/family react to things like this, when you describe it, change the teenagers to black and the victim to white, including how the police chief wants to protect the teenagers, and how his uncle said he wasn’t sure it was racially motivated. Then tell them the actual scenario.

See, I thought the robots commercial were for Little Baby Ice Cream.

Should we also add street magicians to the list? Tell ‘em, Aziz:

Consider the term “virgin sacrifice” in the terms that occultists mean it: Literally sacrificing virginity, not a virgin.

Tips to stay hydrated... hmmm...

Only problem with laundering in this instance is that ‘laundering’ is supposed to make something clean. This is definitely unclean, UNCLEAN, UNCLEAN!

In the words of Bernard Black: It’s not that kind of operation.

It’s funny, ‘cause usually folks offer to help, you know, human-type people, if they’re in any position to do something, like open your giant stadium mega-fuck-you-church to people that need a place to go because they lost their house in flooding. Especially in an era when religion could use a better image. The…

The picture they had above looks like Martin Short in a fat suit; I honestly thought it was some new religious satire starring Martin as a scumbag preacher who wouldn’t open his “church” doors to people needing shelter until social media revealed him to be a hypocritical walking offal tank. I’m very disappointed…

That’s because you keep working the cons rather than working on your books. Get back to work, old man!