Update, 6:24 p.m. EST

God I want to play dress up SO MUCH. Ordering these things is like sequined polyester Russian Roulette and I want to play a lot.

We need more of this:

Dear everybody (apparently),

Okay, but can we talk about what's happening with that jumpsuit? Because I don't understand what's happening with that jumpsuit.

Here.. This may help...

Keeper.

True love.

He's a keeper. (no snark)

I want a love like that, man.

Dude, you're totally stupid. I'm sorry for anyone who thinks your 8th grade humor funny.

I actually take personal offense to that. I think he's dashing as hell.

This exact same thing happened to me! My character talked to everyone, but when he clicked with one of the guys it just made sense. It caught me completely off guard since I've never had a gay character in a game before this, I was wondering if it had happened to anyone else playing.

Oh yeah. I loved how in Skyrim everyone was basically bisexual... or at the very least, felt that life was way too short to make a big fuss over which sexuality somebody was, and thus there was no such thing as homophobia or bi-phobia in that universe. It was like a dream world for me. :)

I was wondering when we'd hear from one of her rabid, defensive fans. Face it: she's a self-centered, narcissistic MEAN old lady. Shame on you for shelling out all of your hard earned dollars to see her "sing" in concert.

I know this is kind of off-topic, but I feel like this article pretty succinctly describes this type of game and the problems with them. Anyway, I was one of those guys who read the novel that Princess Bride was "Adapted" from, and totally fell for it. For those who don't know, the novel actually came out after the…

"The bigger the choice, the more importance we attribute to it."

Dear Daily News: Elvis is alive and we already know what he looks like.

Madonna: NO. Go sit in the corner and be quiet and think about what you're doing.