stosyth
StOsyth
stosyth
Feb 24 2015
26

It truly was magical - she entered looking like Audrey Hepburn, and left looking like Margaret Thatcher.

Feb 24 2015
49

Whenever I see 50s updos like those, I get cringy imagining how dirty their hair is under that perfectly shellacked top layer. My ex's grandmother told me how a beetle once crawled out of her beehive, and I can't ever unhear that. It looks so good, but it's scary AF inside.

Feb 24 2015
282

My aunt is very much a free-spirit. She is also very much a fan of white wine. These two factors collided during her son's wedding, when she stripped down and went streaking back and forth across the massive picture windows of the wedding reception venue. Then she ran into the water to "cleanse the blessed union" and Read more

Feb 24 2015
4

You can come if you're willing to put up with all of our normal INTJ behaviors.

Feb 24 2015
85

Typically, I don't pick fights, but this is just too much for me at the moment. (Aces, please correct any of my information.) Read more

Feb 24 2015
65

I consider myself demisexual. I've been attracted to one person in my entire life. To 99.999999% of the people I've encountered, I am asexual. It's nothing to do with libido itself and solely to do with sexual attraction (desire that's directed towards a person).

I don't consider myself "oppressed" because of it or Read more

Feb 24 2015
951

I have a theory about people who become wildly successful/famous on the level that Steve has achieved: their relationship with their past, pre-fame and success, is an either or proposition. Either they embrace it. Or they shed it like a snake sheds its skin, leaving it in the middle of the road, to dry up and blow Read more

Feb 23 2015
61

I look forward to the game you'll be developing that will be absolutely perfect in every way. Let me know when you find a publisher who will fund your unlimited development cycle.

Feb 22 2015
32

Yeah I get the sentiment behind the whole calling this woman a heroine thing (I love a lady who bucks gender stereotypes as much as the next person), but I agree with you that it's actually pretty squarely in the NOT OKAY category. When guys do it, we're all pretty much united on the front that they're total creeps, Read more

Feb 22 2015
16

Disgusting. Glad this perp got arrested. You just don't pull shit like that at a public venue. Question is: why is she a "heroine"? Read more

Feb 22 2015
32

What the fuck movie theatre sells circus peanuts?