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How To Age Yourself 40 Years in 40 Minutes
It truly was magical - she entered looking like Audrey Hepburn, and left looking like Margaret Thatcher.
This is not a wedding story but I had the opposite problem with my mother. Read more
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Yes, apparently grandma-chic was all the rage.
Whenever I see 50s updos like those, I get cringy imagining how dirty their hair is under that perfectly shellacked top layer. My ex's grandmother told me how a beetle once crawled out of her beehive, and I can't ever unhear that. It looks so good, but it's scary AF inside.
Oh beatnik girl! Teach me how to do your eyes!!!!!
My aunt is very much a free-spirit. She is also very much a fan of white wine. These two factors collided during her son's wedding, when she stripped down and went streaking back and forth across the massive picture windows of the wedding reception venue. Then she ran into the water to "cleanse the blessed union" and… Read more
You can come if you're willing to put up with all of our normal INTJ behaviors.
Typically, I don't pick fights, but this is just too much for me at the moment. (Aces, please correct any of my information.) Read more
I consider myself demisexual. I've been attracted to one person in my entire life. To 99.999999% of the people I've encountered, I am asexual. It's nothing to do with libido itself and solely to do with sexual attraction (desire that's directed towards a person).
I don't consider myself "oppressed" because of it or… Read more
bruh.
i get crushes on people, both bc of looks and personality. like i'll like someone a lot and then i think about sexing them and i'm like meeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhh i guess i'll pass.
Maybe next time don't include the body shaming.
I have a theory about people who become wildly successful/famous on the level that Steve has achieved: their relationship with their past, pre-fame and success, is an either or proposition. Either they embrace it. Or they shed it like a snake sheds its skin, leaving it in the middle of the road, to dry up and blow… Read more
I look forward to the game you'll be developing that will be absolutely perfect in every way. Let me know when you find a publisher who will fund your unlimited development cycle.
Disgusting. Glad this perp got arrested. You just don't pull shit like that at a public venue. Question is: why is she a "heroine"? Read more
What the fuck movie theatre sells circus peanuts?
Get a grip on yourself, man, and I don't mean that kind of grip.