I'm so jealous of your Ben Folds high five.

I go to a California school where he was hired as an adjunct, and while I never saw him around, I had a couple classmates who would hang around looking for him/leaving things in his school mailbox.

When I was a teenager and had just moved to LA, I worked for a company that was involved with Gene Simmons.

"She is made to live in the world she creates. She is one who has been so disappointed by life, she had to create her own world. Just let her live in it."

I go to one of the universities that was throwing money at him. It's a source of shame.

I actually like her music, too, and think the authenticity complaints are usually beside the point — but the "she's too delicate for this world" stuff is just out-and-out silly.

Black Honey is my JAM

I also lament inability to do long nails - but my problem is that my boyfriend has a weird aversion to long nails? Anytime I grow them out even a little (or even do something like a French mani, which to him looks "scary" because it mimics long nails) he gets so panicky about it I end up going 'eh' and chopping them…

Agree!!!!

Yo, I love Lush. Sparkly bath fizzies 4 life

I tried BBs for awhile - ultimately, a good moisturizer and foundation will probably do you better than the combo cream will?

I have a friend who uses retin-a and her face is... just so, so unbelievably soft. I touched her face one time, and then called somebody else over to touch her face too (with her permission) because I needed to, like, share the experience

I'm the same age as you, and used to get whiteheads/bumps all over my cheeks when I was a teen (never pimples, just the bumps... all over). I think eventually my dermatologist just put me on one of those mildly acidic lotions, but they really only cleared up when my hormones changed again after a few years? : /

What's wrong with mineral oil? Why sadface? Asking because I legit don't know

This was a helpful article!

Every time Ne-Yo comes up I'm compelled to be like HE WENT TO MY HIGH SCHOOL?!

I don't know. Personal style isn't terribly important to some people?

Yeah. :/

Stealing this idea, starting an ad agency called Rule 34, Inc.

SOMEBODY'S got a case of the MONDAYS