Well put!

I'm a student living in CA and am SO GRATEFUL for our state's medical programs for low-income people. Never had to ask them to subsidize an abortion, but they do cover all my birth control (an otherwise unaffordable $25-30/month). It's amazing, and makes nothing but good economic sense.

Having a hard time turning people down/saying no is an actual problem, though? I feel like that's different than saying "I'm a workaholic."

Starred for the word "Huckabutt"

Do people... still care about Juicy Couture?

Not touching anything else: you only tip 15% as a baseline? C'mon, man, 20%.

I like this theory

My friends and I were PSYCHED for the first one. We all piled into the theater. We debated going in costume.

As a lady person, I know that anything in the Tolkien universe is gonna be a sausage party. It's fine. It's old news. I give it social-progressiveness leeway because it was written in a time when that wasn't really on anybody's mind.

My favorite part of the first was the one shot of the beautiful horses running in a field.

I have been waiting for someone to do this.

WHAT EW UNACCEPTABLE

Eugh, so gross! Poor hygiene is unforgivable. Good riddance. : (

I saw this story when it was originally on Reddit and just felt like the whole thing was BS. I still think so. The tone is off and it reads like fanfic on the theme of "omg ladies be conniving."

It's the whole reason I come here! Online community and whatnot.

way to kick a guy when he's down, jeez

What book, out of curiosity?

The dish you call 'toad in the hole' I've always called 'egg in a basket,' but I'm adopting your version because it's cuter

Brownies 4 life

This is a good example of practicing what I preach. I was excited about making a new friend, but now I will just crush it in the mind vice and find a new Bob's Burgers quote to charm.