You post your bag on your kinja with the featured-bag tag and it may end up featured here eventually.

Also, I misread your first paragraph.

Reebok makes me think of the 80s and I dont know why.

It just baffles me how much these things cost. Just like the graphic calculators. Pennies to produce, $45 to buy.

Adopt a yarmulke and you can wear two multitools everyday!

It’s like, for quizzes or something. Professor asks question, you click answer. Like scantron but without the #2 pencil.

In Israel, where this clip was designed, a lot of the shopping carts require a 5 shekel coin to be deposited to be able to detach the carts from one another. Lots of hacks like this exist because constantly remembering to have that specific coin in your wallet is annoying.

My hair is so long & thick it eats hairbrushes for breakfast, and even I would hesitate to put anything with a serrated cutting edge in my hair. Also my discount hair clips from the dollar store would do most of these things anyway, and not break my hair.

That would tear your hair to shit. Could they maybe leave the hair accessory design to someone who’s at least met a woman?

in my circle, registry info goes on your shower invite ONLY and you don't throw your own shower, either your bridesmaids or othe female relatives do. I can actively hear my Gram turning in her grave at the notion of putting registry info on a wedding invitation or save the date card.

"That, in fact, is the entire point: specific economics aside, no matter what a couple asks for as a wedding gift, you should shut right the hell up and give it to them. Alternatively, you're welcome to just decline your wedding invite altogether. "

People who put registry info on wedding invitations are horrid. Horrid! Put the info on a wedding website, or make sure your registries are searchable via something like The Knot—if you MUST, include a slip of paper with that info with shower invites—but please do not put that crap on a printed piece, especially not…

THIS. I (as an old) have never had an issue with/taken issue with "If you must get us a gift, here's what we'd prefer..." I do have an issue with "get us/me this specific thing." Even then, you're going to get gifts not one your registry from people who just have a different drummer going off...

And in case you're visiting the Netherlands: rent a bike. Because buying an "inexpensive used bike" means you'll run a (high) risk of having bought a stolen bike. And the police does check for stolen bikes btw! My (second) cousin was actually arrested last month because his mum had apparently (unknowningly) bought him…

I've always found registries kind of weird anyway.

I do not understand people who say giving cash is tacky. Every bride I know has "over-registered" for things they don't care about or want because they want to return said item for a refund or store credit, which just seems like a roundabout way of just getting cash in the end without straight out asking for it. I…

"specific economics aside, no matter what a couple asks for as a wedding gift, you should shut right the hell up and give it to them."

Why gifts? Give cash. Cash for the honeymoon, cash to shore up how fucking expensive this party is, cash for sex toys, cash to buy a house, cash cash cash cash. Why would you give someone a fucking thing for their wedding when cash is both chic (fits in a cute card, looks good with your dress), and useful.

"Kim is obsessed with the idea that there's a child out there who's going to come after his fortune."