stormylewis
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stormylewis

I did not think of it that way....yeah, every person processes this information differently.

I actually got into it with a friend in Hawaii who voted for Jill Stein because Hawaii was safe. Nope, sorry, you voted that way, you get shit for it.

That’s the thing about guns; the gender of your dueling opponent is irrelevant. On average, a man would fare better against a woman in a fist fight, but in a gun fight? No. It never ceases to amaze me how stupid and ignorant Republicans are even about the stuff they claim to love most: guns and religion.

Good for you! New house, new adventures.

My brag is I’m now just over two years seizure free. A few years ago, when I was having between fifty-two hundred seizures a day, I never dreamed I’d get this far. I’m so ridiculously proud of myself right now. 

This may be too late to be seen but I’m back from my Outlander tour of Scotland!

All of these things are awesome. My brag: I have been doing some community organizing and am loving it. I didn’t think I was an organizer. Maybe I am, because I’m finding it a lot easier than I thought it would be.

Ah there we go. I love ‘how high can you build a fire?’ with Loretta which is basically just them asking each other if they are good in bed

Yeah, country songs aren’t known for being subtle. This is the genre that gave us song titles like “Tight Fittin’ Jeans” and “You’re the Reason Our Kids are Ugly”.

That’s right where THE HELL IS THE TWEETY BIRD CONWAY

I have the major hots for Sam Hunt but this song is an immediate mood-killer for me. So cringey.

How is Conway Twitty not on this list? I think 90% of his songs are simply about him wanting to/about to have sex.

Sounds like scabies to me.

Unexpectedly bumpy in parts?

Dusty and infested with suicidal deer?

I love Dan Seals and I have seen him live and you would not believe how SUPER BALD he is under that hat.

Aren’t back roads unpaved? What’s the metaphor for that? Dingleberries?

“Those bloody heathens up at Buford Abbey!”

Surprised the the slot missed this one: Cornyn: Knowing health plan ahead of vote is ‘luxury we don’t have’

When she dies they should turn her cremains into one of those corpse gems. Something really shiny and bright. People could take turns stealing her as a neverending tribute.