stormylewis
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stormylewis
Aug 12 2019
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The Iowa State Fair offers candidates a 20 minute slot to speak to voters.  The candidates are then expected to attend the fair for a few hours where they are expected to talk to voters and listen to their concerns.  It’s a pretty perfect democratic campaign event.

Aug 9 2019
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Breathe.  My mom had altered 100s of wedding dresses.  You can add panels of fabric to widen the dress and make it look like part of the design.

Aug 5 2019
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You say, “I know Mr. Cruz, that’s what makes you a terrible senator.”

Aug 2 2019
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Because it might be a good idea if the person driving our single payer healthcare system doesn’t think the solution for Depression is “be happier.”

Jun 28 2019
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Long, dark gauze skirts can give you the best of both the covered and breezy worlds, if you can find them. We used to call them broomstick skirts.  Are those still a thing?

Jun 27 2019
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Can someone give her Jacinda Arden’s number so she can drop out?

Jun 26 2019
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I thought Klobacher kind of biffed it on immigration.  Not as bad as Tim “I’m gonna randomly bring up Guantanamo” Ryan, but it wasn’t great.

Jun 20 2019
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Does it occur to you that Bernie declares himself a socialist because socialists won’t have him on a bet? Read more

Apr 17 2019
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So, 2021 will be the year Huffman wins an Oscar for her compelling portrayal of a woman in prison?

Apr 10 2019
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I try to make sure I counterbalance with plenty of searches for Serial Killers and Hitmen, so the advisers know I know how to hide a body.

Mar 31 2019
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Eh, let’s skip past the labia and go straight for the vagina.  This outfit isn’t going to stay outside the body for long.  In fact, we will be talking uterus in under an hour.

Mar 29 2019
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Whose idea was it to style her as the very criminal she is accused of being?  Put her in a “dressing for my humble and penitent job I will soon be getting” Penny’s suit.