2022 is a bad year for Beast.  Even Idris Elba probably won’t be able to get me to root for humanity over lions.  Maybe don’t eat the kids though.

Why?  

There’s no need for another James Bond period, but they will probably make one.  

“No dur,” says everyone else.

She changes her mind because the blueberry scented junk lady in the clinic weirds her out.  

There wouldn’t have been a plot if Juno had gone through with the abortion.  

The movie did present the choice to have a baby as absolutely Juno’s choice.  That choice was completely unrealistic and out of character for a teenage girl like Juno, but she had a lot of agency in the choice.  

Dear Right Wing Conservatives:

Feldstein has a decent pop voice, but not one designed for belting the big numbers.  

Lea Michele may be a bitch, but that bitch can sing, which is a little known requirement for carrying a Broadway lead.

Its the benefit of being from a generation expected to be able to pay their own bills and make our own doctors appointments when we moved out without fanfare.

Pauline Alexis deserves something for the Hunting episode of Reservation Dogs.  

Susie’s sister gave me a more Ally Sheedy vibe.

A spin off about Susie and her awesome, feral family?

Argyle. The loser is always Argyle.

You can either be miserable about it or tell yourself “I’m fucking the Queen of England,” as those of us who watched Santa Clarita know.  

As someone who grew up in a small town in a rural, “good Christian” area, that tracks pretty well with the Jocks I knew who are still popping up on Facebook to remind me I am going to Hell.

If they had moved to Salt Lake City instead, they could have done that more hilariously and better with Susie.  Also, more Susie and Eden.  

He’s going to the UK to escape the stupid in politics?

Hulu always had the smarter business model.